Showing posts with label JAM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label JAM. Show all posts
Remember a song: Thandey thandey pani se nahana chahiye… Gaana aae ya na aae… Gaana chaiye.
Well nowadays, people are singing the same song but with a twist;
“Thandey-thandey pani se nahana chaiyee….Reason pata ho na ho, ‘LIKE’ yeh video karna chaiye"
Yeah! It seems that social media has become a best way of promoting something but mostly people who are supporting such things are unaware of the fact that why it’s flooding over the social media!? George Bush is doing it, he asked “Bill Clinton – Yaar tu bhi kar le”.


Maybe I never met any ‘kind’ girl in my life and that’s why I always put my experiences on my work. Well to some extent, it’s true. Maybe I never dated a kind girl or maybe there are not any kind girl left on earth. And if they’re present then it’s tough to get or find them as they are now in very rare form. A KIND GIRL; who seems like a sati-savitri type to me and unfortunately they are extinct species.

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Self-harming is something which is increasing among youth every day. And we (the so called matured ones) always try to judge them and make fun instead of understanding their emotional pain which let them go beyond sanity. We should listen and understand their point without imposing judgment.
On 11th December, 2013, Supreme Court reversed the ruling of Delhi high court making homosexuality a criminal act. Gay sex is illegal and has now become a crime in this country where you can be punished with life imprisonment. In the world’s largest democracy and second most populated country, where we talk about advancement of the generation, uplifting marginalized of the society, of equality, and freedom of expression and where we also have discrimination against the sexual minorities.
Every school has a teacher on whom the entire school ka crush hota hai. In my school days I had a big time crush on my librarian! I keep following her with my eyes. And when she finally enters our main library room, I get a shock which was obviously a good feeling.

Bigg Boss, a show where cameras capture the cheap but funny reality of ‘not so famous’ celebrities. Now who made them famous?
I don’t know how the tag 'celebrity' got attached to them. They are not even available in Wikipedia! Sometimes, I even think the strategy behind selecting these contestants is: get the worst actor/actresses, famous homosexual, and extinct celebrities...
Gen F is the most opportunistic generation. We have huge number of choices, we want the best. Funny but true! We are the most confused generation who are confused in buying jeans or ordering in a restaurant. Undoubtedly here, our generation has become an F-GENERATION i.e., Fickle-Generation. To read more >>

What was that. I don’t know but yes it was real. I had never seen a beautiful girl like her. A fantasy girl wearing pink Salwar-kurti. I mean what is she doing in this house? Where was she all these years, and why don’t I know about her? The only reason why I am single is that I always sought a girl prettier than Pretty Zinta and simple, susheel… She was 100% like that only. To read more >>


It was a shame when I heard that in our parliament, and state legislatures, over 30 per cent MPs and MLAs have criminal charges. It was the NGO Association for Democratic Reforms (ADR) who revealed their 2004-12 analysis report.


They have only two motives: first, when they enter the hall, to kill the entertainment with their full on package of weird moves and secondly, they’ll do everything except watch the movie. They don’t care who is sitting beside them and who is getting pissed, they just act like it’s their ‘Bapu’s hall’. Yeah! No doubt, they want to enjoy the movie, but can’t do that as ‘kya karen o audiences, main hoon aadat se majburi!’.

‘Being single is the most beautiful and peaceful state’. Is it a hypocritical way of satisfying your ego. My ‘happy’ single friends (and even me too) say that ,“I am very happy being a single”.

Whenever, you tell someone that, “I’m single”, then you’ll get two common replies: “You are lying!” or either, “Oh, don’t worry. You’ll get someone one day”. But why!!!?? Why is it compulsory to get in a relationship that being a single becomes a ‘sympathize’ status? To read more >>

The beautiful festival where all profits are just for sisters and what exactly brothers get is one laddu. Laddu?: Ek laddu ki kimat tum kya jano bhaiya, Ek laddu ki kimat hoti hai two pairs of Catwalk’s sandals and one Titan watch!
There should be a status on Facebook: Interested in ‘brothers’ or ‘sisters’. To read more >>

‘F#$K O%F!’ The first word that I heard from a well-mannered UK citizen when I started my journey in a well known international call center. Call center? A place where some Indian fools sit together, putting their invective hearing device (headphone) and try to sell some products to some fools all around the globe.


Teachers! The people who love in filling your class’ free periods with boring ‘lectures’. They were punished so much in their school days, that’s why they take revenge on us. Well, here are a few teachings which are part of the menu from from my favorite teachers.

A combination of two digits . Yes! A lot of important things which rushed to your mind when you entered this age. Basically, things like: First, ‘now, I am officially an adult to watch [A] certified movies freely; No more hiding. Now, authorized to ride daddy’s bike/car. And a night out to banta hai boss!!!!

The theories which we had learned shall be put to practice. So in a simple way, 10-17 is the age bar where we learn life’s theories and once touch 18, you have to learn more things practically with the help of those theories. To read more >>

Roomies? How do I define them? The guys who share rent with you or the guys with whom you live with under a roof!
Naah! Roomies are those who love screwing your peaceful life and love using your stuff.
Well ‘majburi ka naam prime minister!’, I need roomies in order to save some money for my already pissed-off girlfriend. After spending 6 months with these guys, I can really define them.


Well, MIND ERAS[h]ER is of course is a band that has come a long way. You’d guess by their name- that they are a ‘girlfriend-stricken’ band. But, let me correct you here. This band is not about erasing ‘her’, it’s about erasing the emotions or letting out the emotions which you are hiding inside yourself and living a fake life which I think, is a common problem.

Corruption and politics are cheek and jowl, in our beloved country. We always say that political corruption in India is like a pile of garbage jise saaf karne ke liye we have to get inside it. But how? What would you do if nobody lets? What would you do when the hogs are trying to stop you? Some will come out of the trash because they know that the hogs will make them dirty aur khud ke kachre ko saaf karne ke liye hath ganda kyon kare. To read more >>

“Relationship is incomplete without fight”. “A fight makes the love grow more…and more”. Dude you believe this, your a** is in serious trouble !

Our brain is not logical, to some extent it is temporary insanity. And for them(Who!?! the girls of course) it is perfect stupidity that they believe everything seriously. Result of such suspension of sanity is “aapki to lag gayi’. To read more >>

How would you feel when you get free from jail? It’s the same feeling which I was enjoying since my break up 3 months ago. But, I can’t forget that hell of a week when I encountered my Ex back to back every alternate day. I was like a criminal who was discharged from jail but the Inspector is still running to arrest me. To read more >>

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