It was a bright Monday but there was a dark energy all around. I could hear a guy from the other room of my PG crying out loud: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!

After coming out from my room, all I saw was the common hall filled with people staying in my PG.

'How could they do this?!' *sobbing*

'Its OK man! Honi ko kon taal sakta hai'

'I can't believe we wouldn't be able to see them anymore'

'I don't know anything! What I'll do!? I don't even have a girlfriend!'

'Don't say it man! My hands are getting numb now only!'

'They are useless now!'

I could sense that something went wrong there like someone has died; maybe a friend of them. But I didn't care to ask them about their loss as I was new there and it wouldn't not be appropriate to scratch the wound. So I left and get back to my room where I suddenly realized that it's been now a week, I was ignoring the most important thing which I should do every alternate day to meditate; busy schedule, pressures and all. And besides, its very tough to seek peace and loneliness in PGs where you are living with other people. And to meditate, you should be all alone in peace with no disturbance. So here I was all alone and best time to do meditation, with my laptop and few tissues.

But time was not in my favor...

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It took me few hours to digest the reality behind this hindrance after flooding of a horrified update, over my phone and social media accounts. I realized then and there that why my roomies were crying and frustrated.

Beef ban... I said nothing.

Censored everything... I said nothing.

You even raised the price of cigarettes... I said nothing!!!

But not this! Not porn sites!! What these porn stars have done to the economy statistics of beloved India and their people. In fact it won't be wrong if I say that they have quite good contribution into its growth: specially to watch porn >> internet connection>> taxes >> growth.

Those days were fascinating with Abella Anderson and Kayden Kross but now.... Ban!!!!

They imposed ban on about 857 porn sites to protect minorities from accessing sexual contents.

Not 1 or 2 or even 100... But 857!!!

Its not their responsibilities towards the young generation of India but the jealousy of unable to enjoy Eva Anderson at their time of turning on.

"OH, WE WERE NOT EVEN ABLE TO CHECK ON THE B***IES IN MACHHALTI JAWAANI AND THAT TOO SECRETLY IN CINEMA HALLS AND THESE MORONS ARE ENJOYING SUNNY LEONE IN NAUGHTY NURSE AT THEIR HOME!? BAN IT!"


I remember the day I first visit one of these wonderlands. It was a trip to Hawaii. I hit the enter button and there I was... more than 100 rides to get on with almost all categories. You name it and there it was. But now it is inaccessible like King has finally destroyed and controlling magical moorland and this time even Maleficent failed to stop him. It was like one day suddenly the wonderland vanished leaving behind lots of Alice crying on their Karma.

Now we were crying and wiping our tears with the same tissue with which once we used to jerk off.

I cannot really imagine what will be the positive consequences of this ban but negative consequences. 

One of which is rate of suicide. Yes, rate of suicide will definitely rise up!

Office/ Exam/ Pressure >> Frustration >> Jerk off >> Relieved and back to the battle.

But now!

Office/ Exam/ Pressure >> Frustration >> PAGE NOT FOUND >> More frustration >> More pressure>> Again PAGE NOT FOUND >> frustration at its height >> Marriage/ suicide.

Another consequence will be,

PAGE NOT FOUND >> No A/V Class of safe and good ways of having sex >> No practical knowledge because no one talks about sex education in our sabhyata se bhari rapists ka desh >> Again frustration >> .....


These hands which were once proud of themselves for doing such a great work, more than even eating and writing, are now feeling numb to its height. Now they will never smile and do work enthusiastically.

They say that it's for our benefits that they imposed ban on Porn sites. Well all I can say that there are a lot of things which should be done for our benefits in our country: poverty, unemployment and all those traditional evils which are actually degrading us from last many decades. So I will definitely give up on my hands the day you will impose ban of those things first which really worth a ban because only banning cuss words, beef, net neutrality and porn sites won't bring the change but imposing the same on corruption and imbalanced system will.

But till the time: One minute silence for Pornhub....

To,

The Protesters, JU

I have been reading from last few days about the scenario and "your brutality" over the honorable university's administration and the dutiful police department. And I would like to share my thoughts with you guys.

Over reaction! This is a best example of over-reaction.

sexual assault and misusing of political power has become a common subject in India and especially inside a college campus! One should take it as lightly as they can. why so hullabaloo!

First you guys were on dharna, demanding a dissolution of the committee for not handling a complaint about sexual assault (which as I said, is a common thing) properly. And now you want the VC to resign. Why? Only because he put some state's well-wishers in front to beat you guys to death. They are the well-wishers and have the full rights to beat you (not until your bone breaks). They have full rights to torn your (girls) cloths and touch wherever they want. Whether they're male public servant or a political party's goons.... They have full rights to kick or molest anyone; girls or boys... Doesn't matter! After all..., there should be no discrimination between girls or boys.

You guys are saying that those well-wishers and dutiful public servants beat you in the dark after switching off the light, so that nobody can see what's going on.

Indigestible!

It must be you guys, the protesters, who switched off the light. And in fact, tumlogo ne hi khud ki pitai ki hogi. That's why some of your friends are inside ICUs after charging lathis on themselves. So don't blame those kind people.

And moreover you guys were about to kill the VC with your books and paper banners. Don't expect him to come and solve your issue with the administration! What he did is totally justified.

After all, He is also a human being and head of the university. He knows well what is wrong and what is right. Justice starts with him and ends with him. He can't be wrong.

And lets just digest the "fact" that they have molested and beaten you up only because you're protesting without harming anyone. Then they must be not having mother and sisters at home, otherwise why would they misbehave with you even after knowing the importance of women and how to behave to a girl?!

Don't over react on such a small issue. Molestation and politics are common inside a college campus but not education.

Flip the coin! In fact by next, if ever you face those kind people, just give them a salute and tell them to torn clothes as much as they can and molest as much as they can. After all, they are also human being, moreover they are political people! They are also having mothers and sisters at their home!

And never ever forget that it's your fault... our fault to ask for justice from those people.... Sorry... Kind people, who are in themselves a justice pie.

PS: ITS YOUR FAULT!

Your another over-reactive

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