They have only two motives: first, when they enter the hall, to kill the entertainment with their full on package of weird moves and secondly, they’ll do everything except watch the movie. They don’t care who is sitting beside them and who is getting pissed, they just act like it’s their ‘Bapu’s hall’. Yeah! No doubt, they want to enjoy the movie, but can’t do that as ‘kya karen o audiences, main hoon aadat se majburi!’.

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‘Being single is the most beautiful and peaceful state’. Is it a hypocritical way of satisfying your ego. My ‘happy’ single friends (and even me too) say that ,“I am very happy being a single”.

Whenever, you tell someone that, “I’m single”, then you’ll get two common replies: “You are lying!” or either, “Oh, don’t worry. You’ll get someone one day”. But why!!!?? Why is it compulsory to get in a relationship that being a single becomes a ‘sympathize’ status? To read more >>

The beautiful festival where all profits are just for sisters and what exactly brothers get is one laddu. Laddu?: Ek laddu ki kimat tum kya jano bhaiya, Ek laddu ki kimat hoti hai two pairs of Catwalk’s sandals and one Titan watch!

There should be a status on Facebook: Interested in ‘brothers’ or ‘sisters’. To read more >>

‘F#$K O%F!’ The first word that I heard from a well-mannered UK citizen when I started my journey in a well known international call center. Call center? A place where some Indian fools sit together, putting their invective hearing device (headphone) and try to sell some products to some fools all around the globe.

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Teachers! The people who love in filling your class’ free periods with boring ‘lectures’. They were punished so much in their school days, that’s why they take revenge on us. Well, here are a few teachings which are part of the menu from from my favorite teachers.

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A combination of two digits . Yes! A lot of important things which rushed to your mind when you entered this age. Basically, things like: First, ‘now, I am officially an adult to watch [A] certified movies freely; No more hiding. Now, authorized to ride daddy’s bike/car. And a night out to banta hai boss!!!!

The theories which we had learned shall be put to practice. So in a simple way, 10-17 is the age bar where we learn life’s theories and once touch 18, you have to learn more things practically with the help of those theories. To read more >>

Roomies? How do I define them? The guys who share rent with you or the guys with whom you live with under a roof!

Naah! Roomies are those who love screwing your peaceful life and love using your stuff.

Well ‘majburi ka naam prime minister!’, I need roomies in order to save some money for my already pissed-off girlfriend. After spending 6 months with these guys, I can really define them.

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Well, MIND ERAS[h]ER is of course is a band that has come a long way. You’d guess by their name- that they are a ‘girlfriend-stricken’ band. But, let me correct you here. This band is not about erasing ‘her’, it’s about erasing the emotions or letting out the emotions which you are hiding inside yourself and living a fake life which I think, is a common problem.

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Corruption and politics are cheek and jowl, in our beloved country. We always say that political corruption in India is like a pile of garbage jise saaf karne ke liye we have to get inside it. But how? What would you do if nobody lets? What would you do when the hogs are trying to stop you? Some will come out of the trash because they know that the hogs will make them dirty aur khud ke kachre ko saaf karne ke liye hath ganda kyon kare. To read more >>