India: A country of god fearing people. A place on the earth where to have a kid, couples prefer putting 5000 rupees into the 'daan peti’ instead of putting efforts on bed. A country where to make money, you just have to be in a piece of saffron colored cloth.

Undoubtedly, India has changed a lot. From last few decades, this one thing has not changed a bit; worshiping self-proclaimed demigods. There are many cases where we have seen that how these self-proclaimed messengers manipulate us by using the name of god. We have seen that how they misuse our devotional feelings or what you can say; fear of god. But still after all those MMSs, sting operations and their involvement in other illegal activities, we follow them blindly by putting all those educations and certificates of excellence inside our a**.

Sometimes, questions arise in my mind about these charismatic gurus: Who initiated this no loss only profit business? Where they come from? Who teach them? What makes them think that they are a demigod? Most importantly what they think before putting themselves in such a pathetic dress code; goggle, gold-plated watch, designer jacket from Lajpat Nagar with lots of atta on face.

Dude! If you think that you are changing your attire so to be in with the generation, then there is something you should check – A brain!

Maybe they belong to a hidden institute like – INDIAN INSTITUTE OF SELF-PROCLAIMED DEMIGODS. An institute to produce some high profile a**h***s. People are probably taught how to convert currency out of devotional mind. AHA! There are probably specializations divided according to different gods like; LORD SHANKAR BRANCH, DURGA BRANCH, etc. Of course not every single god. I mean… if we’ll start counting them then undoubtedly these god themselves can settle down a city. So only the important ones; the main avatar! They are probably taught the market value of every god. For example; Illiteracy rate is high in north India, so people worship goddesses Saraswati, an avatar of Durga, to bless them with lots of knowledge and excellence instead of empowering each other for education. So, a god woman will be allocated there, as a demigod of Durga, to serve the north Indian people. North Indians are also very much kind of Superstar Govinda; Kind of stylist, always ready to dance and of course hyper-superstitious. The demigods allocated in North India will also follow the Govinda trend to gain popularity and to grow his/her business. Just like Radhe Maa!

If not institute then there has to be a group like ISIS or Al-Qaeda. ISIS and other terror groups use the power of gun to diffuse terror and dread. This particular demigod group use the power of gods to diffuse fear. A socially accepted anti-social group.

Unfortunately, these self-proclaimed demigods are not products of an institute or a group. They are products of our fear. They are products of our low self-esteem. They are products of our under-confident nature. We think that these people are the only one who can help us get a successful life and prosperity. They are products of these kind of thinking. Why we always have to rely on someone to get what we want? Why we always have to cry on our helplessness? Why don’t we just push ourselves to convert that helplessness into our power? Why we always quit?

We think that these self-proclaimed superhuman can help us in building a connection with god. God, who if exist, is always connected to us. He/she don’t need a medium to be in touch with his/her products i.e., we. Besides, I think he has done his part by gifting us a brain which we can use to get anything which we want or to solve any problem. Then why to rely on him?

But the thing is; who cares! Let’s not take any chance! Let’s not think if these demigods are genuinely demigods. Let’s not think if they live dual lives. On one hand they are into some controversy and on other hand into robbing people openly. Let’s not think if we have that capability to solve our issues or not.

We should follow them by ignoring their involvement in numerous illegal activities, pinky looks, sexuality and desire to be a self-proclaimed celebrity. This will continue and should continue to be successful in life, as hard work and sensibility will never help you get success. But banging head on their doors will definitely.

It was a bright Monday but there was a dark energy all around. I could hear a guy from the other room of my PG crying out loud: YOU CAN'T DO THIS!!!!!

After coming out from my room, all I saw was the common hall filled with people staying in my PG.

'How could they do this?!' *sobbing*

'Its OK man! Honi ko kon taal sakta hai'

'I can't believe we wouldn't be able to see them anymore'

'I don't know anything! What I'll do!? I don't even have a girlfriend!'

'Don't say it man! My hands are getting numb now only!'

'They are useless now!'

I could sense that something went wrong there like someone has died; maybe a friend of them. But I didn't care to ask them about their loss as I was new there and it wouldn't not be appropriate to scratch the wound. So I left and get back to my room where I suddenly realized that it's been now a week, I was ignoring the most important thing which I should do every alternate day to meditate; busy schedule, pressures and all. And besides, its very tough to seek peace and loneliness in PGs where you are living with other people. And to meditate, you should be all alone in peace with no disturbance. So here I was all alone and best time to do meditation, with my laptop and few tissues.

But time was not in my favor...

ERROR: PAGE NOT FOUND

It took me few hours to digest the reality behind this hindrance after flooding of a horrified update, over my phone and social media accounts. I realized then and there that why my roomies were crying and frustrated.

Beef ban... I said nothing.

Censored everything... I said nothing.

You even raised the price of cigarettes... I said nothing!!!

But not this! Not porn sites!! What these porn stars have done to the economy statistics of beloved India and their people. In fact it won't be wrong if I say that they have quite good contribution into its growth: specially to watch porn >> internet connection>> taxes >> growth.

Those days were fascinating with Abella Anderson and Kayden Kross but now.... Ban!!!!

They imposed ban on about 857 porn sites to protect minorities from accessing sexual contents.

Not 1 or 2 or even 100... But 857!!!

Its not their responsibilities towards the young generation of India but the jealousy of unable to enjoy Eva Anderson at their time of turning on.

"OH, WE WERE NOT EVEN ABLE TO CHECK ON THE B***IES IN MACHHALTI JAWAANI AND THAT TOO SECRETLY IN CINEMA HALLS AND THESE MORONS ARE ENJOYING SUNNY LEONE IN NAUGHTY NURSE AT THEIR HOME!? BAN IT!"


I remember the day I first visit one of these wonderlands. It was a trip to Hawaii. I hit the enter button and there I was... more than 100 rides to get on with almost all categories. You name it and there it was. But now it is inaccessible like King has finally destroyed and controlling magical moorland and this time even Maleficent failed to stop him. It was like one day suddenly the wonderland vanished leaving behind lots of Alice crying on their Karma.

Now we were crying and wiping our tears with the same tissue with which once we used to jerk off.

I cannot really imagine what will be the positive consequences of this ban but negative consequences. 

One of which is rate of suicide. Yes, rate of suicide will definitely rise up!

Office/ Exam/ Pressure >> Frustration >> Jerk off >> Relieved and back to the battle.

But now!

Office/ Exam/ Pressure >> Frustration >> PAGE NOT FOUND >> More frustration >> More pressure>> Again PAGE NOT FOUND >> frustration at its height >> Marriage/ suicide.

Another consequence will be,

PAGE NOT FOUND >> No A/V Class of safe and good ways of having sex >> No practical knowledge because no one talks about sex education in our sabhyata se bhari rapists ka desh >> Again frustration >> .....


These hands which were once proud of themselves for doing such a great work, more than even eating and writing, are now feeling numb to its height. Now they will never smile and do work enthusiastically.

They say that it's for our benefits that they imposed ban on Porn sites. Well all I can say that there are a lot of things which should be done for our benefits in our country: poverty, unemployment and all those traditional evils which are actually degrading us from last many decades. So I will definitely give up on my hands the day you will impose ban of those things first which really worth a ban because only banning cuss words, beef, net neutrality and porn sites won't bring the change but imposing the same on corruption and imbalanced system will.

But till the time: One minute silence for Pornhub....

What is a friend?

Someone who is more than an acquaintance.

A friend is beyond anyone or the thought you have about that particular being.

It's beyond any other relationship which you have in your life. It’s the only relationship which you create and explore by yourself. It's not the one which you have by default - by birth. It’s the relationship which you make with a person by your own understanding but not with someone else's. And as it says the best way to explore the life and yourself is only by making decisions and understanding things in your own ways. And by the way, it's important to experience things on your own... it's important to 'create' experiences on your own.

A friend is someone who maybe not an important part of your life but helps you in understanding the priorities of those important parts. He/she is someone who may not be very interested in what you are saying but listen to you every time you need a listener.

In fact, we never share things to a friend so that he/she can help us in solving issues. Well, that is something which we always want to do in our own ways, though we always have a misconception that talking to a friend is a best way to solve a problem. But the fact is we share things because sometimes you just need a good listener; someone who will listen to you, not to judge and throw a solution on your face but to balance the stability. We share because there are few things which cannot be share with just anyone but are meant for some special people who, after getting back home, may forget what you said or shared but give the full attention whenever with you. 

Yeah, sometimes they screw you too but it’s good to be screwed up. And getting screwed up is the best way to tighten up your nuts. So what if your friend screwed you up, you'll have your chance to return the same to him/her because this relationship is beyond expectations and demands. It’s beyond the hierarchy which you always need to maintain with any other relationships. To share your thoughts, you don't need to filter yourself and a limit because this relationship has no limits but just genuineness.

So respect them or disrespect them, they don't really care about you saying frustratingly 'LEAVE ME ALONE' but they care to be with you at any cost whether you like it or not.

Well it’s that every single person with whom you spend even an hour, a moment or an entire life. It can be your mother, your father, a brother. It can be someone with whom you prefer to drink all the time. It can be your roomy who loves wearing your clothes no matter you like it or not and always ready to hold your empty pocket. It can be someone who envies you every time you move above him/her in personal or professional life and motivates you whether you want to be or not. It can be someone who gives up a girl for you and even screws you up for a girl. It can someone who very well know how to embarrass you and even know how to rescue you from a embarrassing moment. It can be someone who is far away from you but always be there whenever you want him/her or not. It can be even you yourself!

So I will not ask you to respect them because these morons literally don't want your respect or even attention but just a name about which they can proudly say - Hell! This bugger is a good friend of mine.

Friendship is not about F.R.I.E.N.D.S or Zindagi Naa Milegi Dobara. It’s just about having chai at the corner and damning on each other's mistakes.